Hello World!

If you turn up on this page , and you're not family, friends and have not a clue what this Blog is about, well, The title does say it all.

FAT-astic & pregnant.

Ha! I made twist with a word and I feel like a genius right now. :P

So hello World, My Name is Jennifer N.
Hang in there, this is my first real blog, so there are going to be some trial and errors going on for sure.!
Let's stay on the subject though. For now at least.

SOOOOoooo

Yup, I'm Fat. Well, if We went with the clinical  term they would categorize me in, it would be, Morbidly Obese.  What a word, Morbidly.
So, here are the Numbers. I'm 34, standing at 5'11", I weight 365 Pounds & I wear a size 26 and have more Silvery white hair than most 50 year old do.

Some of you will cringe, some might go 'Holy Fudgesicle in the driveway', others will go, okay so get on with it.  Well, so what, that's where I'm at, you're not dealing with it, I am, so keep your 'helpful advice' to yourself. **Yes, I do mean insults, or pointing out I'm Fat..ASTIC!**

Anyhoo. So, The joy of it is that, I'm pretty healthy really. So my thyroid is under active by a smidge, always has been and only now have they decided to really put me on Synthroid for it. A big whooping o.o50mg. Woooww big dosage. But beside that? NOthing is wrong. No blood pressure, diabetes, nothing of the sort.*Though I am aware with the years coming by, these things could become reality for me*

I'm not very active, I admit to that. I Think on going to walk every single day but never get my ass pass that door. I hate walking. It bores me. Oh yes, boring is just not a nice word when your trying to find something to motivate you.

So now, the fun part.

I'm 9 1/2 Weeks pregnant with my first baby. I'm Pretty stoked about it and so is my husband. Yes, I have a husband, we've been together since high school and he's the bomb. Oh, I am going off subject again! I swear, I'm worse than a squirrel with ADH---Oh a shinny!

So, when I heard the news that yup, I was having a little minion growing in me, Want it or not, my brain kicked in hard about my health.

"You can't gain weight! OMG You won't be able to get clothing that fit! Gestational Diabetes ALERT!!!MY boobs are going to be Fracken HUGE!!! I HAVE TO EAT RIGHT!! LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Those are just a few things that go on and on and on in my head, and I bet it does in other Women' head who consider themselves  Obese, Fat, fluffy, round, Curvy and are also pregnant.

I figure, I will write the story of how I found out I was pregnant in another post.
For now, I am writing this blog for myself. Updates on how I feel during the pregnancy, how things are going and all.  To help my sanity and vent out, and maybe help others with their own trials of being Fat-astic and pregnant too.

Hey, maybe it'll jsut be an entertaining read for others, and make you laugh a bit, great!
Anywhoo

Over and out for now, Because clearly, My attention span went out the window!